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Ian Hollander
I am nice, friendly, fun, thoughtful, humble, harmless, happy and hopeful. Sort of like the Dali Lama only with a better tan.I think I decided tonight that I’d really, really like NOT to spend anot...показать большеI am nice, friendly, fun, thoughtful, humble, harmless, happy and hopeful. Sort of like the Dali Lama only with a better tan.I think I decided tonight that I’d really, really like NOT to spend another birthday browsing dating profiles.I’m a good listener, a very good tennis player, I dress well and most parents like me after the 2nd or 3rd visit.I also decided I don’t want to waste another Saturday night watching “Celebrity Ghost Story” reruns, either.....but that’s something I’m going to have to deal with on my own.You know you have a problem when you watch the one with lead singer of Motley Crue twice. (in one night)I’m just too lazy to even turn the channel anymore.It wasn’t even believable.....there weren’t any witnesses, plus he’s doing all sorts of drugs the whole time, who knows that it wasn’t all one big hallucination?I just don’t buy it.Scott Baldwin’s story was much better.Speaking of ghost stories, I got a ouija board for Chanukah this year.It’s amazing how the little pointer thingy moves around on it’s own, even though I’m barely touching it.It makes me a bit suspicious that it’s spelling seems to get worse the more I drink though, but otherwise it’s still pretty cool.I guess what I’m trying to say is, even if you don’t think we’d be a good match, but you have some ouija experience, feel free to write.I really love the freedom that comes with knowing that no one is reading this far down.It’s very empowering.I’ve been arrested more than once.I occasionally shoplift.I sometimes cry for no reason. This is actually quite freeing. I’ll get back to this in a few minutes.What was the question again?PS:( I hope no one minds I’m using the ” about me” from my Match.com Profile....)I am also an excellent tennis player in case you were wondering.показать меньше