There is little of interest about me. The “cool” scale is like a clock. If you are the ultimate in cool the hands are pointing straight up to midnight or noon. At one o’clock you are a little less ...показать большеThere is little of interest about me. The “cool” scale is like a clock. If you are the ultimate in cool the hands are pointing straight up to midnight or noon. At one o’clock you are a little less cool, and when the big hand is pointing to five or six or seven you are average. By about nine o’clock you are unhip, square, and nerdy. I am so uncool I am at 11:59. My wife says that I am so uncool, so close to twelve straight up, and so close to ultimate cool that I am actually the coolest person she has ever known. How’s that for a wife?показать меньше