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I have 2 dogs, 2 cats and 2 horses. I trail ride. I am an artist. I drink moderately. I enjoy cursing when I can get away with it. My family is really, really cool - and I'm close to them. I am spi...показать большеI have 2 dogs, 2 cats and 2 horses. I trail ride. I am an artist. I drink moderately. I enjoy cursing when I can get away with it. My family is really, really cool - and I'm close to them. I am spiritual but not religious. I like long walks on the beaches and warm candlelight dinners. I love to clean (lie) and am a gourmet cook (sorta) and a vagabond in the bedroom (don't get the wrong idea, I am also an innocent virgin if that's what you like).
If you are a guy who says that you are a simple guy - I am not going to like you. While I don't want a CRAZY guy, a simple guy sounds really boring to me and you will bore me.
OK - it's nice that you hunt and fish... but what are you trying to prove with yourself and all of those dead animals? That you are a good provider and that you can bring home the bacon? My cats easily catch more pounds of meat per year with their offerings of large rats, mice and birds than you do with your little string of fish.
Do I sound bitter? Crazy? I am. And you know what? I have only started doing online dating two months ago.
I hope it doesn't get worse from here.показать меньше
Книги автора Klein
Match-Liss • A Horror Comedy: Tales of Online Dating in Awkward Middle Age